HE'S BACK, AND HE'S SILKIER THAN EVER. The Ultra MAGA Trump Buddha returns in a gleaming golden silk finish that catches the light like a Mar-a-Lago chandelier.
Part statesman, part sage, all serenity. This is the 45th and 47th president in the lotus position, radiating the kind of inner peace that comes from living rent-free in millions of heads. Place him on your desk, your bookshelf, or your neighbor's direct line of sight.
Find inner peace. Trigger the unenlightened. Rise and Freedom.
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