Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Ocasio-Cortez and McConnell as playful Halloween zombies in a moonlit dance party
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Fictional Halloween parody
Two ways into the fog

Choose Your Fright

One wears the horror. One brews it. Both beat another beige October.

No Lives Matter Halloween hoodie close-up
Edgy apparel

No Lives Matter Hoodie

A warm Michael Myers parody sweatshirt for cold nights and colder takes. Subtle as a chainsaw in a Senate hearing.

Wear the Horror$39.99
Sleepy Hollow Spice Founding Flavors coffee
Seasonal coffee

Sleepy Hollow Spice

Whole bean or ground, built for cold mornings and restless spirits. The Headless Horseman takes his black.

Brew the Rebellion$23.99
Pamphlets you can wear

Wear the Horror

Three arguments against boring shirts. No filibuster required.

No Lives Matter Halloween shirt

No Lives Matter Shirt

The cult-classic horror punchline, now in short sleeves.

$29.99Claim the fright →
Night of the Living Fed Halloween T-shirt

Night of the Living Fed

They came for your purchasing power. At least the shirt ships free.

$29.99Defund the undead →
Headless Horseman Liberty or Death T-shirt

Liberty or Death

The Headless Horseman lost his head, not his principles.

$29.99Ride at midnight →
Porch, parlor, and property line

Haunt the Homestead

The Founders defended hearth and home. You can start with the doormat.

Grim Reaper Violators Will Be Reaped doormat

Violators Will Be Reaped

A 30 × 18 inch warning from the Department of Mind Your Business.

$34.99Guard the threshold →
Trick or Tax garden flag

Trick or Tax Flag

Seasonal curb appeal for anyone suspicious of both strangers and revenue agents.

$23.99Raise the warning →
Wicked Witch of the Left Halloween candle

Wicked Witch Candle

Coconut cream and cardamom. Warm, grounded, and far less scary than her platform.

$29.99Light the resistance →
Small frights. Easy add-ons.

Build the Treat Bag

Lower-cost gear for the fridge, the fall rotation, or the friend who already owns too many flags.

Pumpkin ICE Season magnet
Tactical fall flair

Pumpkin ICE Season Magnet

Five inches of seasonal border security for the refrigerator. Small purchase. Large jurisdiction.

Secure the Fridge · $14.99
Come and Take It pumpkin cannon Halloween tee

Pumpkin Cannon Tee

Come and take it. Bring a pie server. · $30.99

Make America Goth Again Halloween tee

Make America Goth Again

A darker republic, with better eyeliner. · $29.99

The hour is late

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Apparel, coffee, candles, flags, and uncommon gear for people who prefer their freedom with a little fog around it.

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