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"Sorry About Your Candidate" Stocking: Condolences, Hung by the Chimney with Care
Americans have been arguing about elections since 1789, when George Washington won the first presidential contest without a single opposing electoral vote. Every election since has produced winners, losers, and at least one relative who still wants to talk about it at Christmas dinner. This stocking handles the conversation for you with four gracious, deeply insincere words: "Sorry About Your Candidate."
Picture it: the fire crackling, the tree glowing, and a row of stockings on the mantel, one of which is quietly winning the family debate. Guests will laugh, groan, or both, and you'll never have to say a word. Fill it with candy, gifts, or a pocket copy of the Constitution for the sore loser in your life.
As a founding father never actually said (we made this one up): "Give me liberty, or give me a recount."
Perfect For
- Political junkies with a sense of humor
- Families with spirited dinner-table debates
- White elephant and Secret Santa gift swaps
- Post-election holiday seasons
- A mantel that needs a little attitude
Premium Quality Features
- Soft Polyester Fleece: A warm, cozy holiday feel that looks great on any mantel.
- Custom-Printed Design: Vibrant, bold print that keeps the joke front and center year after year.
- 3" Twill Ribbon Hanging Loop: Sturdy and easy to hang from hooks, mantels, or stair rails.
- Spacious Interior: Plenty of room for candy, small gifts, and stocking stuffers.
- Assembled in the USA: Put together domestically from globally sourced parts.
- Handmade Character: Slight size variance of about 1" gives each stocking its own personality.
Care Instructions
- Spot clean as needed.
- Handle gently to preserve the print.
- Store flat or folded in a dry place between seasons.
More Christmas Stockings & Political Humor
Line the mantel with the Baked AF Stockings, the Make Christmas Great Again Stocking, or the founders themselves with the Thomas Jefferson Christmas Stockings and Benjamin Franklin Christmas Stockings.
Wear the joke too with the matching Sorry About Your Candidate Christmas Sweatshirt, or add some liberty to the wardrobe with the Don't Tread on Christmas Gadsden Sweatshirt.
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