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Silent But Deadly Night Sweatshirt | Christmas Cheer With a Straight Face

“Silent Night” has been a holiday staple for generations. This crewneck gives that familiar phrase a less reverent ending: Silent But Deadly Night, paired with a cheeky Santa graphic and vintage-style lettering. Consider it a little freedom of expression for the person who refuses to take the office party too seriously.

Festive red, cream, and green artwork pops against the available Black, Dark Heather, Navy, and Sport Grey colors. Pull it on for a gift exchange, a winter errand, or a movie night when a quiet entrance would be entirely out of character.

With its midweight feel and relaxed everyday fit, this is holiday humor you can actually wear past the punchline. The founding fathers did not write a dress code for Christmas dinner, and that's probably for the best.

Premium Quality Features

• Midweight comfort: The 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 cotton-poly blend gives you a cozy layer without an overly bulky feel.
• Relaxed everyday fit: Easy to throw on for parties, family gatherings, or a low-key night in.
• Seamless-sided body: Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a cleaner, more comfortable feel.
• Shape-conscious collar: Ribbed knit helps the neckline hold its shape through repeat wear.
• Sturdy finishing: Double-needle stitching adds durability where a frequently worn favorite needs it.
• Easygoing label: A tear-away label lets you remove the tag if you prefer a smoother feel.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, up to 30°C / 90°F; use non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
• Tumble dry low; do not dry clean.
• Do not iron the sweatshirt.

More Christmas Apparel

Keep the joke going with the Do It for the Ho's Santa Sweatshirt, Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Sweatshirt, and Dead Inside, But It's Christmas Sweatshirt. Each brings its own brand of not-so-silent holiday cheer.

For more seasonal mischief, see the Baked AF Gingerbread Christmas Sweatshirt, Sorry About Your Candidate Christmas Sweatshirt, and Don't Tread on Christmas Gadsden Sweatshirt. Pick your preferred punchline and wear it your way.