Product Details
Due to Inflation Three-Holidays Crewneck Sweatshirt: One Cozy Punchline for the Whole Season
October brings the porch chill, November brings the second helping, and December brings a calendar full of parties with suspiciously specific sweater requirements. This crewneck has one answer for all three: a single funny, inflation-themed look that carries from Halloween through Thanksgiving and Christmas.
It is for anyone who has looked at the price of a holiday outfit and decided the joke should be doing more work. Pull it on for a costume party, a crowded family dinner, or a quiet evening when the only seasonal plan is staying warm and avoiding the dish pile.
The Gildan 18000 crewneck pairs a medium-heavy cotton-poly fleece feel with a brushed interior, giving the joke a soft landing. Wear it with jeans for a relaxed holiday outfit, or layer it under a jacket when the porch gets cold. Three holidays, one sweatshirt, and no need to explain the math.
Perfect For
- Holiday-party regulars who appreciate a seasonal joke with staying power
- Friends who would rather buy one useful sweatshirt than three novelty outfits
- Halloween gatherings, Thanksgiving visits, and Christmas get-togethers
- White-elephant exchanges, gag gifts, and Secret Santa surprises
- Anyone who wants a warm layer and a ready-made conversation starter
Premium Quality Features
- Medium-Heavy 8 oz Cotton-Poly Fleece: Adds a substantial, cozy layer for crisp-weather outings without the feel of a bulky coat.
- Brushed Interior: Feels soft against your arms, whether you are out celebrating or settling in after dinner.
- Ribbed Collar and Cuffs: Give the neckline and sleeves a comfortable, finished fit for everyday wear.
- Tubular Knit Body: No side seams means a clean, uninterrupted shape around the body.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforces the seams for a dependable crewneck you can reach for throughout the season.
- Gildan 18000 Blank, OEKO-TEX® Certified Dyes and U.S. Cotton: Known garment details, with an easy-to-style seasonal graphic that lets the punchline do the talking.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold; use non-chlorine bleach only as needed.
- Tumble dry on low heat.
- Do not iron or dry clean.
More Holiday Apparel
Want the same joke in a lighter layer? Pick up the matching Due to Inflation Three-Holidays T-Shirt. For another fall-season punchline, see the Night of the Living Fed Halloween T-Shirt or the Come and Take It Pumpkin Cannon Tee.
Keep the patriotic humor going with the Don’t Tread on Christmas Gadsden T-Shirt, the Keep Calm and Declare Independence Tee, or the Less Government, More Video Games Crewneck.
100% Satisfaction Guarantee: We stand behind every stitch and print. If your crewneck does not live up to the standard, tell us and we will make it right.
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