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Benjamin Franklin once said, "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." He was talking about gossip at the tavern — but if he were alive today, he'd be talking about your phone, your smart TV, and that suspiciously attentive Alexa in the corner. The Founders were obsessed with privacy. They literally wrote the Fourth Amendment because they were sick of British agents rifling through their stuff without a warrant. Sound familiar?
This tee channels that same righteous indignation — but with a sense of humor. The front graphic features a colonial-era figure sawing down a modern surveillance camera, with the words "DON'T SPY ON ME" rendered in bold, vintage-inspired type. It's the spiritual successor to the Gadsden Flag, updated for the age of facial recognition and data brokers. Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it to the town hall. Wear it on your next Zoom call and let the algorithm figure that one out.
Printed on the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — this shirt is as soft as the Bill of Rights is ironclad. Lightweight, breathable, and built to hold its shape wash after wash. Because liberty shouldn't be itchy.
If you're the kind of person who wears your values on your sleeve (literally), you'll want to check out the Keep Calm and Carry On T-Shirt — a nod to stoic resolve and the right to bear arms, rendered in the same premium editorial style. It pairs perfectly with this tee for a two-shirt BUY2GET15 combo that saves you money and doubles your statement-making capacity.
And while you're building your liberty wardrobe, fuel the revolution right with Jeffersonian Java — our light roast coffee named for the man who wrote the Declaration and probably needed about 12 cups a day to do it. Or try the bold Franklin's Electric Elixir Medium Roast — because Ben Franklin harnessed lightning, and your morning should feel just as electrifying. Use code BUY2GET15 on any 2+ items and save 15%.
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