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Don't Peck On Me T-Shirt

The Liberty Tee That Runs the Barnyard

In 1775, a rattlesnake named Gadsden told the British Empire to back off with a simple, elegant warning. In 2024, a very angry hen is delivering the same message — just with more feathers and significantly more attitude. Meet the Don't Peck On Me T-Shirt: farm humor wrapped in founding-era principle, printed on one of the softest tees you'll ever own.

The Founding Fathers were, above all, practical people. Benjamin Franklin famously lobbied for the wild turkey as the national bird — a creature of "true original native" courage. We can only imagine what he would have said about a hen defending her clutch. Probably something like: "An egg unguarded is a liberty undefended. Do not, for the love of all that is holy, peck on her." — Benjamin Franklin *(probably, over a very long lunch)*

Designed for the patriot who appreciates irony, history, and a good barnyard metaphor, this tee wears as well at a Saturday farmers market as it does at a political rally — or honestly, just running errands and asserting your general vibe. Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. A retail fit that actually fits. A bold vintage graphic that gets looked at twice. This is the shirt your Founding Father ancestors would have worn if they'd had access to screen printing.

Premium Quality Features

• Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (4.2 oz): The gold standard of soft — wears light, holds shape wash after wash
• Retail Fit with Crew Neckline: Not boxy, not skin-tight — that just-right fit that looks intentional on every body
• Side-Seamed Construction: Resists twisting so the graphic stays centered and the tee keeps its shape over time
• Ribbed Collar & Shoulder Taping: Structural details that hold up after 50 washes — because quality matters
• Tear-Away Label: No scratchy neck tags. Just clean comfort the moment you put it on
• High-Detail DTG/DTF Print: Bold black ink vintage graphic with crisp lines — this is not novelty-store merch quality

Care Instructions

• 🌊 Machine wash cold — inside out to preserve print vibrancy longer
• 🌀 Tumble dry low — or lay flat to dry for maximum shape retention
• 🚫 No bleach, no dry clean — iron on medium heat if needed, never directly on the graphic

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