Product Details
History, but make it feral.
This cozy crewneck features our frontier-raccoon freedom fighter proudly declaring what we’re all thinking: “All Human Laws Are Trash.” Soft, relaxed, and perfect for layering, it keeps you warm whether you’re deep in the woods, chilling at home, or arguing about liberty around a campfire.
Built for everyday wear, this sweatshirt keeps its shape with an elastic ribbed collar and a sleek, no-side-seam design. It’s crafted from ethically grown U.S. cotton and eco-friendly dyes, so even if human laws are trash, your conscience doesn’t have to be. Makes a killer gift for rebels, meme-lords, skeptics, and anyone who looks at rules and says “nah.”
Cozy. Funny. Slightly unhinged.
Just like raccoons.
Product Features
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No side seams for a clean, comfy look
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Elastic ribbed collar holds shape through many wears
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Adult fit for maximum comfort
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Meets safety regs for flammability & harmful substances
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Ethically grown U.S. cotton with eco-friendly dyes
Care
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry low
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Do not iron
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Do not dry clean
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