{"product_id":"walton-johnson-publik-ejukayshun-apron","title":"Walton \u0026 Johnson: Publik Ejukayshun Apron","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #001f3f; border: 3px solid #d4af37; padding: 15px; margin-bottom: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #d4af37; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003eSpecial Offer | Buy 2+ Items \u0026amp; Save 15% | Use Code: BUY2GET15\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color: #165B33; font-size: 28px; margin-top: 0;\"\u003eWalton \u0026amp; Johnson Publik Ejukayshun Apron - Educational Satire\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor decades, America's public education system has been failing our children. Test scores plummet. Standards drop. Teachers unions protect incompetence. And somehow, despite spending more per student than almost any nation on Earth, American kids can't read, can't do math, and can't compete globally. 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