{"product_id":"walton-johnson-helen-keller-hear-no-evil-see-no-evil-t-shirt","title":"Walton \u0026 Johnson: Helen Keller \"Hear No Evil, See No Evil\" T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #001f3f; border: 3px solid #d4af37; padding: 15px; margin-bottom: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #d4af37; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003eSpecial Offer | Buy 2+ Items \u0026amp; Save 15% | Use Code: BUY2GET15\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color: #165B33; font-size: 28px; margin-top: 0;\"\u003eHelen Keller \"Hear No Evil, See No Evil\" T-Shirt - Legendary Humor\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor decades, Walton \u0026amp; Johnson have pushed the boundaries of politically incorrect comedy with fearless humor that makes everyone else look like cowards. 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Wear it to comedy shows, Radio Gawds events, or anywhere you want to identify fellow free speech advocates who understand that the best comedy makes people laugh and gasp at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs Walton \u0026amp; Johnson have proven for decades: the best comedy doesn't ask permission—it just delivers the punchline and lets the offended sort themselves out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #E8F4F8; border-left: 4px solid #165B33; padding: 15px; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #165B33; margin-top: 0;\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 10px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWalton \u0026amp; Johnson fans who appreciate politically incorrect comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEveryday wear, comedy shows, or Radio Gawds events\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-giving for friends who appreciate fearless humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaking a statement about free speech and comedy without boundaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who believes the best jokes make people uncomfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003chr style=\"border: 0; height: 1px; background: #ddd; margin: 30px 0;\"\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color: #165B33;\"\u003ePremium Quality Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold Iconic Graphics:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eye-catching 'Hear No Evil, See No Evil' design—guaranteed to earn laughs from those with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Premium Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic Unisex Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfortable cut that works for everyone who appreciates fearless comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Quality stitching that withstands countless washes and years of wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePreshrunk Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Maintains size and shape wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOfficial Walton \u0026amp; Johnson Merchandise:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic gear from America's most politically incorrect radio duo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"color: #165B33;\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors to preserve graphics and fabric quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry for longest life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr style=\"border: 0; height: 1px; background: #ddd; margin: 30px 0;\"\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color: #165B33;\"\u003eMore Politically Incorrect Humor \u0026amp; Walton \u0026amp; Johnson Gear\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuild your politically incorrect collection with our complete Helen Keller lineup. 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