{"product_id":"walton-johnson-alligator-alcatraz-intake-division-tank-top","title":"Walton \u0026 Johnson: Alligator Alcatraz Intake Division Tank Top","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #001f3f; border: 3px solid #d4af37; padding: 15px; margin-bottom: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #d4af37; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003eSpecial Offer | Buy 2+ Items \u0026amp; Save 15% | Use Code: BUY2GET15\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color: #165B33; font-size: 28px; margin-top: 0;\"\u003eWalton \u0026amp; Johnson Alligator Alcatraz Intake Division Tank Top - Processing Center Muscle\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmerica has a border problem. Millions of illegal aliens cross our southern border every year, overwhelming border patrol, straining resources, and creating chaos. The solution? According to Walton \u0026amp; Johnson's legendary humor: Alligator Alcatraz. 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