{"product_id":"silent-but-deadly-night-sweatshirt","title":"Silent But Deadly Night Sweatshirt - 4LibertyShop.com","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color:#165B33;\"\u003eSilent But Deadly Night Sweatshirt | Christmas Cheer With a Straight Face\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Silent Night” has been a holiday staple for generations. This crewneck gives that familiar phrase a less reverent ending: \u003cstrong\u003eSilent But Deadly Night\u003c\/strong\u003e, paired with a cheeky Santa graphic and vintage-style lettering. Consider it a little freedom of expression for the person who refuses to take the office party too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFestive red, cream, and green artwork pops against the available Black, Dark Heather, Navy, and Sport Grey colors. Pull it on for a gift exchange, a winter errand, or a movie night when a quiet entrance would be entirely out of character.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith its midweight feel and relaxed everyday fit, this is holiday humor you can actually wear past the punchline. The founding fathers did not write a dress code for Christmas dinner, and that's probably for the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid #b7dce9;background:#eef8fc;padding:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas parties with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite-elephant and gift-exchange surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual winter errands and movie nights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSanta fans who prefer a mischievous twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who appreciate a little irreverence with their holiday cheer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePremium Quality Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMidweight comfort:\u003c\/strong\u003e The 8.0 oz\/yd² 50\/50 cotton-poly blend gives you a cozy layer without an overly bulky feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed everyday fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Easy to throw on for parties, family gatherings, or a low-key night in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeamless-sided body:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a cleaner, more comfortable feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShape-conscious collar:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed knit helps the neckline hold its shape through repeat wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSturdy finishing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-needle stitching adds durability where a frequently worn favorite needs it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasygoing label:\u003c\/strong\u003e A tear-away label lets you remove the tag if you prefer a smoother feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, up to 30°C \/ 90°F; use non-chlorine bleach only if needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low; do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron the sweatshirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMore Christmas Apparel\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep the joke going with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/do-it-for-the-hos-santa-sweatshirt\"\u003eDo It for the Ho's Santa Sweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/merry-christmas-ya-filthy-animal-sweatshirt\"\u003eMerry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Sweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dead-inside-but-its-christmas-sweatshirt\"\u003eDead Inside, But It's Christmas Sweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e. Each brings its own brand of not-so-silent holiday cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor more seasonal mischief, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/baked-af-sweatshirt\"\u003eBaked AF Gingerbread Christmas Sweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/sorry-about-your-candidate-christmas-sweatshirt\"\u003eSorry About Your Candidate Christmas Sweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dont-tread-on-christmas-sweatshirt\"\u003eDon't Tread on Christmas Gadsden Sweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e. Pick your preferred punchline and wear it your way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid #165B33;background:#eef7f0;padding:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Satisfaction Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eHoliday humor should feel as good as it looks. 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