{"product_id":"i-study-triggernometry-t-shirt","title":"Walton \u0026 Johnson: I Study Triggernometry T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #001f3f; border: 3px solid #d4af37; padding: 15px; margin-bottom: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #d4af37; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003eSpecial Offer | Buy 2+ Items \u0026amp; Save 15% | Use Code: BUY2GET15\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color: #165B33; font-size: 28px; margin-top: 0;\"\u003eWalton \u0026amp; Johnson I Study Triggernometry T-Shirt - The Science of Offending Snowflakes\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile most people study trigonometry—the mathematics of triangles, angles, and functions—you've mastered a far more valuable discipline: Triggernometry. The advanced science of identifying exactly which truths, jokes, and facts will send progressives into emotional meltdowns. It's a precise art. 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