{"product_id":"funny-holiday-tee-due-to-inflation-this-is-my-halloween-costume-thanksgiving-shirt-christmas-sweater","title":"Funny Holiday Tee — \"Due to Inflation This Is My Halloween Costume, Thanksgiving Shirt, \u0026 Christmas Sweater\" - 4LibertyShop.com","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background:#0A1F44;color:#D4AF37;text-align:center;padding:12px;font-weight:bold;letter-spacing:1px;border:2px solid #D4AF37;border-radius:4px;font-family:Georgia,serif;\"\u003eSpecial Offer | Buy 2+ Items \u0026amp; Save 15% | Use Code: BUY2GET15\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color:#165B33;\"\u003eDue to Inflation This Is My Halloween Costume, Thanksgiving Shirt \u0026amp; Christmas Sweater — One Tee, Three Holidays, Zero Regrets\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere was a time when a man could buy a costume in October, a sweater in December, and still have coin left for powder and shot. Those days, like sound money, have gone the way of the Continental dollar. This tee is the honest patriot's answer: one shirt, three holidays, and a punchline that pays for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBenjamin Franklin warned that \"beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.\" He was talking about household thrift, but he may as well have been talking about a closet full of single-use holiday sweaters. Wear this one from the first porch light of Halloween through the last stale slice of Thanksgiving pie, and straight on into Christmas morning, when your brother-in-law asks if you're going to change and you say, simply, no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric earns its keep too. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels broken-in from the first wear, the ribbed collar keeps its shape after a season of dishes and door-answering, and the front graphic stays bold and readable across every family photo you'll be dragged into. It's comfortable enough to nap in after dinner, which is, frankly, the whole point of the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#E8F1FA;border:1px solid #B3D1EA;padding:16px;border-radius:6px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe family jokester who owns the room at every holiday dinner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBudget-minded patriots who resent paying three times for one season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUgly-sweater parties, trunk-or-treats, and Friendsgiving potlucks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGag gifts, white elephant swaps, and stocking stuffers with a point of view\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has looked at a grocery receipt lately and laughed to keep from crying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePremium Quality Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Airlume Combed Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² fabric that breathes indoors by the fire and out on the porch (heather colors are blended).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetail Fit \u0026amp; Ribbed Collar:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clean, modern silhouette that looks intentional in photos instead of boxy and borrowed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSide Seams \u0026amp; Shoulder Tape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds its shape through three holidays and the laundry cycles in between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrisp DTG\/DTF Printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold, vivid graphics that stay readable from across the dinner table, wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTear-Away Label:\u003c\/strong\u003e No scratchy tag sawing at your neck while you carve the turkey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eREACH Certified, Responsibly Made:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella+Canvas 3001 blank, ethically manufactured, so the joke is on inflation and not on some worker overseas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F), non-chlorine bleach only as needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low; iron, steam, or dry on medium heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean, and do not iron directly over the print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMore Funny Patriotic Apparel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you like your humor with a little history behind it, pair this with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/t-shirt-keep-calm-and-declare-independence-quill-graphic-patriotic-tee\"\u003eKeep Calm and Declare Independence Tee\u003c\/a\u003e, or grab the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/super-javier-milei-retro-gamer-tee\"\u003eSuper Javier Milei Retro Gamer Tee\u003c\/a\u003e for the free-market gamer in your life. Both wear as easily as this one and carry the same wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd since inflation hits the coffee aisle hardest of all, brew something worthy of the Founders: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/jeffersonian-java\"\u003eJeffersonian Java\u003c\/a\u003e for a bright light roast, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/madisonian-morning\"\u003eMadisonian Morning\u003c\/a\u003e to start the day with quiet resolve, or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/franklins-electric-elixir\"\u003eFranklin's Electric Elixir\u003c\/a\u003e when the medium roast needs to do heavy lifting before the in-laws arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#EAF6EC;border:1px solid #165B33;padding:16px;border-radius:6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#165B33;\"\u003e100% Satisfaction Guarantee:\u003c\/strong\u003e We stand behind every stitch and every print. If your tee doesn't live up to the standard, tell us and we'll make it right. 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