{"product_id":"dead-inside-but-its-christmas-t-shirt","title":"\"Dead Inside, But It's Christmas\" T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(135deg, #165B33 0%, #BB2528 100%); color: white; padding: 30px 20px; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 30px; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 28px; font-weight: bold; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003e🎄 Holiday Special 🎄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 15px 0 10px 0; font-size: 22px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eBuy 2+ Items \u0026amp; Save 15%\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 18px;\"\u003eUse Code: \u003cspan style=\"background: white; color: #bb2528; padding: 8px 20px; border-radius: 5px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 3px; display: inline-block; margin-top: 10px;\"\u003eHOLIDAY15\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; margin: 30px 0 15px 0; color: #165b33;\"\u003e\"Dead Inside, But It's Christmas\" T-Shirt - Dark Humor Holiday Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003eFor those who love the season but still feel \u003cem\u003edead inside\u003c\/em\u003e, this black t-shirt says it all! 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