{"product_id":"crewneck-sweatshirt-due-to-inflation-this-is-my-halloween-costume-thanksgiving-shirt-christmas-sweater-graphic","title":"Crewneck Sweatshirt — \"Due to Inflation This Is My Halloween Costume, Thanksgiving Shirt, Christmas Sweater\" Graphic - 4LibertyShop.com","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background:#0A1F44;color:#D4AF37;text-align:center;padding:12px;font-weight:bold;letter-spacing:1px;border:2px solid #D4AF37;border-radius:4px;font-family:Georgia,serif;\"\u003eSpecial Offer | Buy 2+ Items \u0026amp; Save 15% | Use Code: BUY2GET15\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color:#165B33;\"\u003eDue to Inflation This Is My Halloween Costume, Thanksgiving Shirt \u0026amp; Christmas Sweater — One Crewneck to Carry You Through All Three\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Continental dollar once fell so far that \"not worth a Continental\" became an insult you could throw at a man's hat. Two and a half centuries later, the currency has better graphic design and roughly the same relationship with your grocery bill. This crewneck is the thrifty patriot's rebuttal: buy one sweatshirt, retire three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFranklin advised that \"beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.\" He meant candles and cheese, but the man clearly never priced an ugly Christmas sweater that gets worn once and exiled to the attic. Wear this from the first knock of trick-or-treaters, through the long Thanksgiving afternoon on the couch, and right up to Christmas morning, when someone asks if that's your costume, your shirt, or your sweater, and you get to answer yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt earns the closet space. Medium-heavy 8 oz fleece has real substance in the hand, the kind of weight that takes the edge off a cold porch without turning into a coat. The ribbed collar and cuffs hold their shape, the tubular knit body has no side seams to twist after washing, and the brushed interior stays soft against your arms while you're stuck on dish duty. It layers over a tee, under a jacket, and directly into a nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#E8F1FA;border:1px solid #B3D1EA;padding:16px;border-radius:6px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe family comedian who needs a punchline that lasts an entire season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBudget-minded patriots tired of paying three times for one stretch of calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUgly-sweater parties, Friendsgiving potlucks, and neighborhood trunk-or-treats\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGag gifts, white elephant swaps, and Secret Santa picks with an actual point of view\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who reads a receipt lately and laughs to keep from crying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePremium Quality Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMedium-Heavy 8.0 oz Cotton-Poly Fleece:\u003c\/strong\u003e Substantial warmth for cold porches and drafty dining rooms, without the bulk of a jacket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRibbed Collar \u0026amp; Cuffs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Snap back into shape season after season instead of stretching into a sad, floppy neckline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTubular Knit, No Side Seams:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clean drape that won't twist sideways on you after a few trips through the wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDouble-Needle Stitching:\u003c\/strong\u003e Reinforced seams built to survive years of holidays, and the relatives who attend them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrisp, Durable Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold graphics that stay readable from across the table, wash after wash, so the joke keeps landing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOEKO-TEX® Certified Dyes, U.S. Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 18000 blank with ethically sourced cotton, because the joke should be on inflation and nobody else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F), non-chlorine bleach only as needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry on low heat to protect the fleece and the print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron and do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMore Funny Patriotic Apparel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer this joke in short sleeves? Grab the matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-holiday-tee-due-to-inflation-this-is-my-halloween-costume-thanksgiving-shirt-christmas-sweater\"\u003eDue to Inflation Holiday Tee\u003c\/a\u003e. For more history with your humor, try the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/t-shirt-keep-calm-and-declare-independence-quill-graphic-patriotic-tee\"\u003eKeep Calm and Declare Independence Tee\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/crewneck-sweatshirt-less-government-more-video-games-patriotic-gamer-pullover\"\u003eLess Government More Video Games Crewneck\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd since inflation hits the coffee aisle hardest, brew something the Founders would approve of: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/jeffersonian-java\"\u003eJeffersonian Java\u003c\/a\u003e for a bright light roast, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/madisonian-morning\"\u003eMadisonian Morning\u003c\/a\u003e to start the day with quiet resolve, or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/franklins-electric-elixir\"\u003eFranklin's Electric Elixir\u003c\/a\u003e when the medium roast has to carry you through the in-laws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#EAF6EC;border:1px solid #165B33;padding:16px;border-radius:6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#165B33;\"\u003e100% Satisfaction Guarantee:\u003c\/strong\u003e We stand behind every stitch and every print. If your crewneck doesn't live up to the standard, tell us and we'll make it right. 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