{"product_id":"call-the-cops-idgaf-christmas-ball-ornament","title":"Call The Cops IDGAF Christmas Ball Ornament - 4LibertyShop.com","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color:#165B33;\"\u003eCall The Cops IDGAF Christmas Ball Ornament: Holiday Decor for the Unrepentant\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery family tree has one: the ornament that makes Aunt Linda clutch her eggnog. This year, make it yours. The \"Call The Cops IDGAF\" Christmas ball ornament hangs among the tinsel with the calm confidence of someone who has read the rules and politely declined them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePicture the tree lights glinting off its glossy finish, the smell of pine in the air, and a guest leaning in, squinting, then laughing loud enough to wake the dog. That's the whole point. It's a tiny, festive declaration of independence for people who celebrate the holidays on their own terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThomas Jefferson once wrote, \"I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing.\" We're fairly confident he meant tree decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"border:2px solid #7FB3D5;background:#EAF4FB;padding:16px 20px;border-radius:8px;margin:20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree spirits and rebels who love edgy humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLibertarians and proud individualists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant and Secret Santa gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who appreciate dark comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilding a gloriously non-traditional Christmas tree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color:#165B33;\"\u003ePremium Quality Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold, Readable Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e The \"Call The Cops IDGAF\" design is easy to read from across the room, so the joke lands before anyone reaches the cookies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Catches the twinkle lights and gives your tree a polished look, even if the message isn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVintage-Style Aluminum Insert:\u003c\/strong\u003e The design sits on an aluminum insert for a classic, keepsake feel you'll want to hang year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTree or Bells Design on the Back:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose Tree or Bells for a festive reverse side, so it looks good from every angle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTree-Friendly 2.5\" × 3\" Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e Big enough to spot, small enough to play nicely with the rest of your ornaments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comes with a gold ribbon, so it goes straight from the box to the branch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe clean with a soft, dry cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandle with care and avoid dropping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore in a padded box after the holidays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color:#165B33;\"\u003eMore Rebellious Christmas Ornaments\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne rebel ornament is a statement. 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